Early one morning, a strange sound woke me up. I followed it down to Mom’s room. I found her sitting up in bed, holding a tiny bell. Me: Please tell me you didn’t ring that to summon me. Mom: I most certainly did. Me: I will now take it from you so you never do that again. Mom: For Heaven’s sake why not? Me: Because I am not your servant. I am here out of love, not duty.
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I Want My Teeth
I give Mom a hug. She wants no part of it. Mom: I want my teeth. Me: I was trying to have a moment. Mom: My teeth.
Comes In Two Sizes No Less
When I asked “Do you trust me?” She whispered “Yes.” “Do you understand I will do everything in my power to keep you healthy and safe?” She smiled and nodded. “That means you must obey me.” Her mood shifted in an instant. Then she puckered up for a kiss. A sign of surrender or one wishing me luck?
Be Patient
After Mom woke up, my sister asked, “Did God speak to you?” Mom nodded. “What did He say?” Be patient. Or was it my dad, who died 14 years earlier telling her not to rush.
The Call
When the call came, two lives changed. His carefree bachelor life ended. She decided to wake up. And their journey began.
My New Neighbor
I introduced myself to a new neighbor, an attractive psychiatrist who moved in across the street. “I’m single, fifty-five, have no kids, and I live with my mother. You’re going to want me on your couch. But soon it was me who needed her couch.”
Back to Work
I pass by her with another load of two by fours. Mom: Who’s paying for all those renovations? Mark: You are so cheer up. You may need to go back to work.
You Deserve to be Treated Like a Queen
One morning, Mom greets me with a smile. Mom: Why are you so good to me? Mark: Because you are my mother, and you deserve to be treated like a queen. (She burps) But queens don’t do that. Mom: How do you know?
The Doohickie
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Last Bath?
Mom was happy to christen the new bathroom with a bubble bath. But then she passed out in the tub. Great, I try to do a good thing and I kill my mom. At lease she smelled good.